I hope you don’t feel uncomfortable
I feel like I should write something about the election. Everyone else is, after all. But the truth of the matter is that I’m not a “political junkie”, as is said in the parlance of our times. I’m not really into watching sports for that matter. Politics are sports for people who need to feel like what they care about really matters. I think.
I mean, I really like playing sports. I like the competition, but I just don’t care who wins. I’ve got other things in my life that I hold to be what really matters. One thing I do care about winning is anal sex. When a girl submits and gives me anal, Great Success. That’s a victory I care about. It’s not like anal is that much better, this is just where my competitive spirit really comes out. It’s not about “making the bitch suffer” either, I like when everyone wins.
I know what anal has done for me, what has Obama done for you?
