Eyeburn

This thread is so fucking good. It’s the perfect mix of internet trolling and real life emotional pain. I’m sure half the conversations are fake, but there’s some that are horribly real. User, TheSilentNumber gets rejected more than 20 times by girls who don’t even remember who he is. Who would make that up? Much less post it online? BRUTAL! It’s not all tears in Paddington station, though. Here’s 2 of my favorite punchlines:

xachro: I’ll make you moan so much you’ll run out of vowel sounds nd b tlkn lk ths fr wks

dboxorocks: i’ll tap that so hard, whoever pulls me out will be the king of england.