Eyeburn: Archive

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So, animation over pornography is the toast of the town. Goddamn it, makes me feel cool. I mean, I can’t do it anymore because of this, but I wasn’t planning to, anyway. If you don’t know, I made a video where I took a porn clip, and superimposed bananas over all the penises. I’ll post that up here when I get a chance. This particular video is called Dance Floor Dale,...

Sep 29th

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Sep 26th

Riding my bike home in the rain was a good idea....

Sep 26th

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Diesel’s new SFW XXX ad. Pretty good. Same idea as my fruit porn video, but apparently the it was inspired by SFW Porn. There’s a lot of trash on that site, but Awesome Hat really makes up for it. Thanks to Matt for letting me know about all this silly nonsense.

Sep 25th

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Sep 18th

I was riding my bike to work this morning, and a middle aged lady shouted at me “GET A BRAIN INSTEAD OF A BIKE!” She either says that all the time or she’s had it saved up for a while, pent up inside like boiling oil. Either way, I think she should write slogans professionally.

Sep 17th

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Pterodactyl porn. Back by popular demand. (link)

Sep 16th