October 2008
15 posts
WatchMy mom just forwarded me this email:
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss...
WatchSCM Marchant Cogito 240SR Electronic Desktop Calculator
God, I love this shit.
WatchFriden Model STW-10 Electro-Mechanical Calculator
On the G at 2:30am. There are no women in this car. There aren’t many women on this train. It says something, but I’m drunk so I don’t know exactly what.
Got unhappy STD news? Break it with an e-card -... →
Trini Lopez - The Blizzard Song (Fresca jingle)
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WatchFruit Porn. Can someone write a wikipedia about me, declaring me as the inventor of Graphics Layered Over Pornography and Fruit Layered Over Pornography (aka GLOP N’ FLOP)? It’s against wikipedia’s rules to write one about yourself. I did it once, and the wikipedia nerds struck me down within minutes.
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Dear Science, the new TV On the Radio album is...
How to hide your relationship status on Myspace →
I just wrote this article. I still don’t have myspace.
